Ol’ Man Adam  an’ His Chillun 
         by  ROARK  BRADFORD,  Copyright,  1928,
                by  Harper & Brothers Publishers.

The  Sun  Trick
When  Joshua  seed  how easy  hit was  to  trick  de  enemies  at Jericho,  he went trickin’ all de  towns )out.  He’d take and split his army in two and half of ‘em hide in de  bushes and de  yuther .1 follow him.  Den he’d march up in front of own and start beggin’ for a fight.

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      I’m  a  fighter from Fightersvile  and  I  craves  action,”  he’d say.  Efn y’all  is skeered  to  fight  me,  jest  say so  and  I’ll  fight  myse’f.  Jest march yo’ measly army out yar  and I’ll run ‘em  to they tongues  drag de ground.”
      So  de town  would march de  army out and old Joshua would start backin’ up.  And de  town army would come at ‘em and Joshua would light out.  Den,  ‘bout de  time de  town army was chasm’ Joshua,  de  yuther army which was hidin’ in de  bushes would git up and set de  town on fire and den git at de  town’s army from behind.  And den old Joshua would swarm all over dat town army like flies at de  molasses bar’l.”
      Joshua,  say  de  Lawd,  you’se a good trick fighter,  but I’m gonter see how you is on jest plain,  natchal fightin’.”
      Well,  Lawd,”  say  Joshua,  9 ain’t braggin’,  but I claims to be a natchal fighter fust and a trick fighter next.  Who round yar is lookin’ for a natchal fight wid me? 
       Well,”  say  de  Lawd,  hit’s a king name King Adonizec which is powerful intrusted in a fight.”
      I  kin lick him wid my eyes shet,”  say  Joshua.  And hit’s a king name King Homan,  too,”  say  de  Lawd.

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      Humph! say  Joshua.  tHe ain’t so much.”
      And old King Piram was down to de  store yuther day wid a chip on his shoulder,”  say  de  Lawd .
      Hes my meat,”  say  Joshua.
      And I yared tell dat King Japhi was hankerin’ for trouble.”
      Let him look at me,”  say  Joshua.”
      And,”  say  de  Lawd,  hit’s a king name King bir which passed de  word round dat he’s jest ipin’ at de  bit for a fight.”
      Bebir ain’t hardly nothin’,”  say  Joshua.  “ I  take ‘em  all  on,  one at de time,  and whup  de whole  pa’cel  of  ‘em  before breakfus.”
     “One  at de  time,  yeah,”  say  de  Lawd.  But from de  news I yars,  you ain’t gonter git a whack  at ‘em  one at de time.”
      Lawd,  you don’t mean dem boys is gonter ng up on me?” say  Joshua.
      Dat’s jest zackly what dey done did,”  say  de Lawd.
      Well,  great day in de  mawnin’!” say  Joshua.  7hat do you think about dat,  Lawd? 
      Looks like hit’s gonter be a natchal light,”  say  de  Lawd.

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      Natchal fight is right,”  say  Joshua.  You gonter stick by me,  ain’t you,  Lawd? 
      I ain’t never runned away from a fight yit,  when my people was fightin’,”  say  de  Lawd.  And I’m too old to start runnin’ now.”
      So old Joshua lined up his army at de  crack of day and he marched out and pitched in at dem five kings.  And you better believe Joshua and dem kings fit.  Up de  hills and down de  hollows.  They jest natchally fit all over de  Promise’ Land.  Fust one side was ahead and den de  yuther,  but they jest kept right on fightin’.
      We ain’t gittin’ nowheres wid dis fight,  Lawd,”  say  Joshua.  Fust hit’s me ahead,  and den hit’s de  five kings.  Hit looks like to me dis fight is liable to end in a tie efn somethin’ don’t hapen.”
      Hit sho is some fight,”  say  de  Lawd.”
      Yeah,”  say  Joshua.  I been tryin’ to trick ‘em some,  but dem boys don’t trick worth a durn.  They jest fights.”
      What kind of trick you been tryin’,  Joshua?” say  de  Lawd.
      Well,  I tried dat marchin’ trick like us worked at Jericho,”  say Joshua,  but dem boys  knows as much about dat trick  as me  and you does.

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Den  I tried ta hide  my army in de  bushes.  dem scound’els had a army  hidin’ in de  bushes,  too.  So I tried to march like I’m gonter me at ‘em from de  front and swing round and ‘em in de  flanks.”
      Dat didn’t work?” say  de  Lawd.
      Work?” say  Joshua.  I say she didn’t.  Dem :ound’els flanked right back at me.  I never d such fighters.”
      Hit sho is some fight,”  say  de  Lawd.  tWin,  se,  or tie,  hit’s some fight.”
      I wish I had me a rod like Moses had,”  say  Joshua.
      How come?” say  de  Lawd.
      I would try a new trick on ‘em which I can’t ;‘ onless I got a Moses rod,”  say  Joshua.
      What trick is dat?” say  de  Lawd.
      Hit’s a sun trick,”  say  Joshua.  I’d wait to sun gits about a hour high,  and I’d work hit.
      I wouldn’t wait to de  sun gits dat low,”  say  Lawd.  Hit wouldn’t be long to dark,  and you can’t whup dese boys in de  light,  how you gonter whup ‘em in de  dark? 
      Dats part of de  trick,”  say  Joshua.

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      Well,  say  de  Lawd,  I ain’t gonter give you  no Moses rod.  But I’ll give you power to pass one miracle,  efn dat’ll do any good.”
      One is enough,”  say  Joshua.  “Now you kin go on and set behind yo’ cloud,  ‘cause I got dem boys as good as licked right now.”
      Well,  say  de  Lawd,  “they don’t look like they’s licked to me.”
      Jest go on to yo’ cloud,  Lawd,”  say  Joshua. “Leave dem boys to me.”
      All right,  Joshua,”  say  de  Lawd.  “But all de  same,  I b’lieve I’m gonter tote a few rocks over wid me and when I see a enemy standin’ under my cloud,  I’m gonter drap a rock on his haid.” “Suit yo’se’f,  Lawd,”  say  Joshua.  “But don’t drap no rock on my men,  ‘cause,  from de  looks of things,  I need ev’y man I got.”
     So de  Lawd went to his cloud and Joshua and de  kings fit and fit.  Fust one side was ahead and den de  yuther.  And ev’y now and den de  Lawd would ketch a enemy standin’ under his cloud,  and he’d kind of turn his haid and ease a rock down on him and say,  “Enemies,  Count O’ sol diers,”  and he’d settle back to another got under.  And he didn’t miss a man.  But hit was so many enemies to they jest kept on fightin’.

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      To finally Joshua looked up and seed de  sun was  about  a  hour  high.
      Now  I’m gonter pass my miracle,”  he say.  So  he r’ared way back  and hollered three times,  “Sun,  stand still!  Sun,  stand still!  Sun, stand still!”  So  de sun  stood still  and Joshua  kept right on  fightin’.
     So de  Lawd stepped Out and told Joshua,  Foshua,  I don’t see no need in makin’ de  sun and still.  You ain’t no better off den you was hen de  fight started.  I’m gonter git me some mo’ rocks.”
      “Jest watch me,”  say  Joshua,  and he started circlin’ round. Den all at once he r’ared back and give de  command to his army: “Army,”  he say,  “go git ‘em.” And his army waded in.
     Well,  from dat time on de  fight was as good as over. De  kings kept backin’ up,  waitin’ for de  sun to set,  but de  sun didn’t set. And Joshua kept right behind ‘em. To finally de  kings backed in a cave and Joshua rolled a stone over de  mouf. And dat put a end to de  five kings which fit wid Joshua.

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      Joshua,”  say  de  Lawd,  “dat was a good fight,  and  I want to be  de  fust man to say so.  But  what I want to know is,  what did de  sun had to do wid hit.”
      Ev’ything,”  say  Joshua. When de  sun gits about a hour high,  hit shines right square in a man’s eye and blinds him. But jest for a minute ‘cause when de  sun gits dat low,  hit sinks purty fast. But I waited to hit got jest right and I made hit stand still. Den I worked round and put my back to de  sun and had hit shinin’ right in de  enemies’ eyes. And den I sailed in and ‘whupped ‘em.”
      Well I be doggone,”  say  de  Lawd. I yared of a natchal-bawn fighter and I yared of a trick fighter. But you is de  fust man I ever seed which was a natchal-bawn fighter and a trick fighter,  too. You’s jest all right,  Joshua.”
      You ain’t such a bad shot wid dem rocks yo’se’f,  Lawd,”  say  Joshua. I seed you droppin’ dem rocks,  and I ain’t never seed you had to drap mo’ den one to change a enemy’s mind.”
      Yeah,”  say  de  Lawd,  I had a heap of practice wid drapin’ things and strikin’ folks down. Forked lightnin’ or a rock,  hit ain’l much diffunce.”
      Well,  say  Joshua,  “ I had a little practice,  trickin’,  too.  I  been doin’ tricks all my 1ife.”


Chapter I:   Eve  and  That  Snake
Chapter III:   Sin
Chapter XIX:   The Stratagem  of  Joshua

Chapter  XXII:    Battling  With  Baal

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